Avalanche · C-Chain · Vol. 01Est. 2025
MISSING · REWARD OFFERED$WHEREMALEK

where isMALEK?

He was last seen somewhere on Avalanche C-Chain, blending into a crowd of charts, JPEGs and unresolved liquidity. You know the stripes. You know the stare. The search is on-chain now.

Contract · AVAX C-Chainverified sighting
Missing posterN° 001
Malek, last known photograph
if found, return to...
the nearest red-&-white stripe
elusive
1 of 1 · legendary
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§ 01 · The Lore

He was never
easy to find.

A short investigation

We don't know where Malek is. Nobody does. He shows up in the corner of a chart for three candles, winks at a bot, and vanishes into a crowd of jpegs. They say he files his taxes in the comments section. They say his wallet is just a hat with eyes.

$WHEREMALEK is a community-first meme token on Avalanche C-Chain. No utility promises, no roadmap to Mars, no VC hiding behind a multisig. Just stripes, jokes, and a stubborn little man we collectively refuse to stop looking for.

Sighting N°01
Arena Trade pool · AVAX
A recent block
witnesses report red stripes, pom-pom hat, suspiciously calm demeanor
Sighting N°02
A random Discord stage
Unverified
someone said 'where is malek' and the mic cut out
Sighting N°03
The group chat
Every day since
daily false sightings · 100% unverified · 100% canon
§ 02 · The Numbers

Tokenomics,
simplified.

We kept the math simple so Malek can focus on hiding. Everything you need to know, in plain sight. For once.

Total Supply
1B
$WHEREMALEK
One billion tokens. That's a lot of hats.
Chain
AVAX
Avalanche C-Chain
Fast, cheap, and red. Our three love languages.
Tax
0 / 0
buy / sell
No tax, no traps. Just stripes.
Liquidity
Locked
& burned
The key is hidden. You know where.
Liquidity locked
LP tokens are time-locked on-chain. Not going anywhere. Much like Malek in a crowded picture.
Ownership renounced
Ownership is renounced shortly after launch stabilizes. No mint, no backdoor, no hat tricks.
Community owned
No VCs. No presale cartels. The hat belongs to everyone who keeps looking.
§ 03 · The Field Manual

How to find
and buy him.

Open Arena Trade
  1. 01
    Get a wallet
    Install Core, MetaMask or Rabby. Switch the network to Avalanche C-Chain.
  2. 02
    Grab some AVAX
    Bridge from another chain or buy directly. You'll need a little for gas, too.
  3. 03
    Swap for $WHEREMALEK
    Head to Arena Trade from the button above. The page opens straight on Malek. Adjust slippage if needed and confirm.
  4. 04
    Welcome to the hunt
    Hold, meme, and keep your eyes peeled. He's out there. Somewhere. Probably.
§ 04 · The Hunt

Can you
spot him?

Only one of them is actually Malek, and he will not hold still. Move your flashlight through the crowd, ignore the hats, candies and clones. Click anyone who isn't him and he bolts to a new corner.

Status
lights off
Time
00s
line-up of suspects
only one of them is real
Tap and drag to light the room
tip · the real one is the only one with a face and a red-white striped shirtno wallets required · vibes only
§ 05 · Frequently Unanswered

Questions,
mostly his.

Deadly serious about stripes, very casual about everything else. $WHEREMALEK is a community meme token. We don't promise yield, utility or a rocket to Mars. We promise Malek.
Cheap gas, fast blocks, and the color red. The whole chain basically matches the hat. It also keeps us out of the crowded lanes where Malek would never hide.
Yes. LP tokens are time-locked and the lock is on-chain and verifiable. After launch stabilizes, ownership of the contract is renounced. No backdoor, no mint.
No buy tax. No sell tax. We're not interested in slowly draining your bag. We're interested in finding a man in a hat.
Switch your wallet to Avalanche C-Chain, grab some AVAX, and hit the Arena Trade button. It opens straight on Malek. Full walkthrough in the Field Manual section above.
We thought we did twice. Both times it turned out to be a candy cane.